xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

(via elidestre)

crow–teeth:

today in class the professor said “it’s generally pretty hit or miss” and my entire body instantly tensed. my heart stopped. from across the room I heard a hushed “I guess they never miss huh” and I wanted to attack them like a rabid dog

(via seidurs)

foreverxunstable:

my friend: hey u ok

 me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

 me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!

(Source: caylaxmerie, via rockboci)

teathattast:

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

(via selkirex)

View high resolution

(Source: mysillycomics)

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

(Source: vladtheunfollower, via tm29-psychic)

naturetape:

I relate 2 endermans cause if I’m forced to make eye contact I too will go ape shit

(via official-spec)

timeaway:

Who else loves refusing to face reality

(via selkirex)

fuocogo:

draqua:

sizvideos:

Scientists Are Teaching This Robot To Say “No” Humans - watch the full video

They didn’t .gif the best part!

I trust you…

If these scientists ever let this baby fall I will be taking names. Preserve this robots trust.

(via soft-heathen)

(Source: Porterr-Robinson, via tm29-psychic)

feredir:

when you wanna read your doujins but your son is in the room u__u

bonus:

(via xanderrx)

unclefather:

striderepiphany:

Look at that SNATCHED waist

(Source: formerly-feminish, via selkirex)

donald cuck fucked my wife

debbielouocean:

me @ my followers 

(via meek-a-boo)

the-cheshire-cat-grin:

Venom sequel where eddie is nominated for queer eye

(via tashcho)